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You stop being the imp because that was stupid, and scurry over to your MAGIC CHEST that you suddenly remembered was on the roof. There are some things in here that would be good to stock up on for a major battle.

But it looks like someone has plundered your chest!!! This is so outrageous.

Well, I’m pretty sure there wasn’t anything useful in it, anyway
No healing jelly, no machine guns, no self-defense books
I guess he could have used the blood capsules to fake his own death and hoped that the monsters would eventually stop beating a dead protagonist

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THEY’RE SO HUUUUGE
IT COULD KILL JOHN WITH JUST ITS TOE

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FFFFFF. I’m still just sitting here waiting for the sudden cut to something completely unrelated

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We have now gained higher ground so that, uh, so that it’s easier for the monsters to kick us into the nothingness I guess?

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jOOOOHNNNN  (; ̄Д ̄)
THERE ISN’T ANYTHING IN THAT DIRECTION
JESUS FUCK YOU JUST SAW THEM WHEN YOU EXAMINED THE GODDAMN MAGIC CHEST WHY IN GOD’S NAME WOULD YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE TO GAZE INTO THE VOID

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TURN.
AROUND.

It already seems like a long way down to your yard. Not even to speak of whatever’s below.

Hey, weren’t your TRICK HANDCUFFS dangling from that branch earlier? Dammit, why do imps got to be making off with all your sweet gear??

NO, JOHN. JUst, no
This is not important right now
Or ever
At all

John: Turn around…

I feel seriously tempted to use the PRAISE THE LORD stock pic again

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Ah yes
SHIT IS GOING DOWN
THIS TIME, IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
THE WAITING IS FINALLY, FINALLY OV-

Dave: Stop being the other guy.

ლ(╹◡╹ლ) why

I swear, if this trend continues (and it probably will) I am going to write a very, very stern letter to Hussie
It will upset him very much and make him completely rethink his life, his choices, and especially his storytelling style

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I… I guess these destroyed puppets are a pretty calming sight?
Unless Bro sews them back together as
some kind of puppet porn Frankenstein’s Monster knockoff
Oh, wait, I remember now, we only cut away to John’s boss battle because we couldn’t just go ahead and show Dave’s STRIFE page, which will probably also be awesome 。(‘ ∇ ‘)°

AW SNAP [S] PAGE LET’S DO THIS

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT WAS GREAT
OK ok let’s see here, I think I can summarize this flash as “Dave is an adorable, overly dramatic little shit, but he can also be sort of badass sometimes”
Highlights include MUPPET BUTTOCK MOUND, ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE, more completely unnecessary closeups of Cal’s lifeless, unnerving eyes
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You must all suffer with me

THE FUCKING MUSIC GOSH SO GOOD

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This really cool shot of Dave’s not-eyes
I wonder if we’ll ever get to see them

AND!

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A glimpse of GG!!!
My god, are those spirograph flowers in the background?
Also, even though we’re seeing a garden of some sort where this kind of thing could be considered appropriate, there are absolutely no pumpkins in this panel (`_´)ゞ
Just felt compelled to point that out for some reason

But, of course, the single PSYCHEs have become too predictable already, meaning we actually be

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this guy!
Lil’ lost imp, also currently cursed with the complete absence of any orange fruit that is commonly considered a vegetable
Not that it is in any way significant that both GG and RD are not in the general vicinity of a pumpkin right now

OR IS IT

  1. hytheter said: Just so you know, the guy you keep calling RD is actually called the Wayward Vagabond, or WV.
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